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Break


Stand Back off to one side, Watch me while I jump and jive
Push me down till I bleed, startled while I still succeed
Deaf ears to what I say, Falling down everyday
Build it up until I shout, woe to you when it breaks out

Now everybody's wondering why he's troubled, and
everybody's trying to find his shame
and when he breaks they will be on the double
to try to shift the blame - still they feel the same

Teasing me behind my back, four years later I attack
lie and tell me you're my friends, I don't know it's just pretend
push me out and throw me down, face and body hit the ground
laugh at me until I cry, laugh at me until I die

Human AIDS Monkey AIDS


Human Aids Monkey Aids
Everglades lemonade
I got paid, then I got laid
human aids Monkey aids

WOO!
Free kool-aid, in the shade
sold to me by my friend named wade
my blue jeans, startin' to fade
human aids monkey aids

WOO!
Elephant made out of Jade
got it in the cocaine trade
European drug lord raid
human aids monkey aids

Missing You

Well I'm longing to hear your voice from the phone
and I'm sorry that you feel like you're all alone
and your voice echoes to and fro in my head
when a river of blackness flows out from my empty bed.

And I know that's it time
that put a curse on my mind
Oh what am I to do
when I'm stuck in my life and I'm missing you

Well the anticipation it seems is getting to me
and if everything goes as planned, well we'll have to see
the uncertainty's deadly and that above all is for sure
well my life is the sickness, and your voice is the cure

And as the hours pass by, I'm thinking of you
every minute that lingers your face is reborn anew.
and the sweet separation's a food that's lost all it's taste
you can rescue me out of my sadness and out of my waste

Math Squad!


De-riving down the tangent line
Calculus students fighting crime

Math Squad!

We'll calculate and theorize
We can make a graph any size!

Math Squad!

Writing integrals by the hour
We've got action to the third power!

Math Squad!

Piggy Song


The Piggies approach me as I lay in the flowers
their hooves pound me like thunder storm showers
we all know it's a pig revolution
but who is strong enough to help with execution?

Kill, Kill, Kill!
The demon pigs from hell!
Kill, Kill, Kill!
And Smell that bacon smell!

I ask you to run to your closet
the one in your bedroom and by your sink faucet
Grab all your axes and all of your knives
and come and help me take these piggy lives
I know you think they're cute,
and I know you like their bacon
so aid me now in butchering them
it's time for you to waken

Kill kill kill I say
and do not wait a second
for I know these pigs are devils
and demons have been beckoned.
The rest you can figure out for yourself! :)

Senator Song


I'm pretty sure that the senator wants me dead.
I insulted him to his face, and you should have heard what I said.
I'm pretty sure that the senator wants me dead.
He's got his hit men on the phone, and they're coming out for my head.

I Didn't know his mind was as lazy as his eye
but I guess he doesn't like me anymore

I'm pretty sure that the senator wants me dead.
He's gonna throw me off a bridge, wearing shoes that are made of lead.
I'm pretty sure that the senator wants me dead.
He's gonna set fire to my house while I'm still asleep in bed

He doesn't like our music and he's rotten to the core
but I guess he doesn't like us anymore

Take You There


Well it must have been real cold
waiting alone on the road
I know,
I've been there too.

And you were standing there soaking the rain
like you thought it could drown all the pain
I know,
and so will you.

Just open the door and I'll
take you there
Far from the storm let me
take you there
(The car is warm let me
take you there
we'll drive away let me
take you there)

Oh, come here and take my hand
I'll try to listen and understand
I know
It's how you feel

Let me drive you away from the storm
let me bring you someplace warm
You know
It's somewhere real

Army Worms


I don't mind that Christmastime
Fucked Johnny in the head
I don't even mind the girl who thought
Bob Dylan was dead
The only thing I ever minded
Were the fucking worms
That crawled over everything
Like mother fucking germs

It all started the day
The sky grew black with flies
And everywhere you heard
People's startled cries
"Oh my god they're icky!"
screamed little Peggy Sue
as they crawled on the bums of the polar bears
at the lake superior zoo

they hung from cars and windows
they spun webs in the sky
so we got out our big black boots and Zippos
and watched the bitches fry

tonight we have the northern lights
not from the heavens above,
but from the flaming masses below
thanks to some pissed off kids with old Zippos

Reap


Wake me up between the night
Your deadly work assassin might
The wings they spread, the Bay of hounds
The giver's blood spread on the ground

The aftermath, he holds the key
A doorway into blasphemy
A darkened night as one may see
An odd repeat of history

The siren sounds split through the night
All is wrong so what is right
No one thinks such a small thing can
Affect somebody's master plan

A blood red sword, the angel smiles
He's traveled for so many miles
The saddened curse of many men
So quickly now it comes to end

Black-haired angel come to reap
Set me down while I'm asleep
A silent pact someone may make
Your dead and gone he means to take

Just For You


I never had a chance
to tell you how I really feel
wanted to take what we had
and work together to make it real

And so I waited, alone
and I kept my fingers crossed
recalling the times that we shared
times we loved and times we lost

I would run to the ends of the earth, for you
I would sacrifice my life
just to show how much I care, for you
singing out this song tonight
just for you

I love the way you laugh
and the way that you smile
hanging out at your house & laughing & talking
heh, Maybe I'd stay awhile

We're best of friends
and friends we'll always be
and wherever you go
sing this song and they're I'll be

Scott Beats Up The Elderly


a lot of people ask me
where we get the money
to buy this rock & roll gear
we'll the answer's very easy
and you might say it's sleazy
but it's absolutely normal around here

and people say
that's not the right way
violence is not the way to act
and to those people
I'd like to say
fuck that!

Scott beats up the elderly on the weekends
stealing credit cards
then we go to the pawn shop and buy more gear
from a guy named bruno
Scott beats up the elderly on the weekends
taking billfolds too
then we go to the pawn shop and buy more gear
go scott!

local bands far and near
quiver and shake with fear
when scott goes walking on their turf
we like to call it "shopping"
and there's no sign of stopping
that baseball bat is not made out of nerf

and people say
it's not the right way
violence is not the way to act
and to those people
I'd like to introduce
scott's new titanium bat!

Scott beats up the other bands on the weekends
and steals all their shit
then we bring it back to our garage
and we play with it
Scott beats up the other bands with a tazer
and steals all their shit
then we bring it back to our garage - GO SCOTT!

Frustrated

Hamburger Helper cut me in the hand
I can't sing but I'm in a band
Rory Olson raped my dog
I heard his Johnson is a frog
I can not see you because you died
I cannot feel you in my mind
the president went & touched my face
and not my race is in disgrace
my mother leaves me all alone
my only woman is on the phone
this shit is weird this shit is fucked
no more school no rules to shuck
you kissed my fist embrace my name
when you take new blood you're not the same
my dog was hit
it's on the road
traffic has not even slowed
time has slipped
and I've lost it now
so I guess I'll just go tip a cow
it's all so fake
but all I can see
are the movie stars
on my TV

Not There

Boy who wasn't there
and nobody cared
alone...alone

castles in the sand
they kick 'em down again
oh...isn't life grand?

not there

child that no one knew
turn 'em black & blue
who cares...who cares

screams and broken falls
echo in the walls
Oh…..

Not there

I don't want to believe that
You had it coming…
But you should have known
From all the times you put me down
Now you're the one
Who's cracked and bleeding
How does it feel - now that you're the one?

Far Removed


crowded minds
crowded lanes
crowded cars
life's insane
too much work
too little gain

hidden face in a
Secret place
far away from the
human race
take my time
set my pace

no time now
show me how
to live this life

trapped in cubes with
hidden doors
goodbye life
hello more
so much time
it's a deadly bore

saving grace from a
secret place
far secluded from the
human race
take my time
set my pace

no time now
show me how
to live this life

Bread

So I hear you think I'm boinkable
you're always checking out my ass
too bad it's too late now
you never talked to me in class

you think I never noticed you
and that thought made you blue
if you talked to me
I 'd say "me and you"

Should have intercourse
tonight
woah woah intercourse
allright - oh yeah
intercourse
yeah yeah yeah

you could be my goddess
I'd call you venus
You'd come to my butcher shop
and I'd show you my bull penis

I'd let you play with my glasses
you know I play with them enough
I'm the hottest thing since sliced bread
and you know I like it rough.

you think I never noticed you
and that thought made you blue
if you talked to me
I 'd say "me and you"

Should have intercourse
tonight
woah woah intercourse
allright - oh yeah
intercourse
yeah yeah yeah