Art by local Madison-area artist
Dan Fransee! He asked us what we wanted to do for our artwork on this shirt, and we had three words for him:
"Werewolf. Knife. Fight". Two weeks later, this amazing shirt was born.
ALL SIZES back in stock!
Maybe you're one of those barbarians that doesn't like to stick out. Maybe you want a shirt that screams to the ladies, "I RULE TO THE MAXXXXX", but in a subtle way?
Well then this shirt is the one for you! Blacker than the blackest black, and with the Lords of the Trident logo at the top.
Lords Bumper Sticker
Stick it on your bumper, and all them ladies be like, "DAAAAAAMMMMMNNNNNN."
Lords Buttons
You just skinned your first lion after killing it with your bare hands. That's awesome. But how do you PROPERLY ACCESSORIZE this pelt? I mean, Tim Gunn is out of town, so who are you going to ask?
Psssh. Come on! Throw one of these buttons on it and BOOM! Fashion central.
(Available at shows only!!)
Lords CDs (Physical Copies)
"JIMMY? I want one of them metal CDs. ...What!? iTunes? Mp3? What the heck is that? No Jimmy, I purchased this CD player back when it came out in 1982, and dagnabit, that's how I'm going to listen to my metal. ...Internet? You keep talking about that devil box, Jimmy, and I'm going to give you a whooping. Now take my credit card and call that internet company so I can get the CD!"
Live DVD - Chains on Fire CD Release Party
"There's no way a venue would allow a kevlar chain whip to be soaked in gasoline and set on fire, or fit an entire gregorian chant choir on stage with a band!" Wanna bet? Relive one of our best concerts to date - the Chains on Fire CD Release party! Two hours of live concert footage shot in HD! (BluRay option coming soon!)
