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EVERYONE:"GO HOUNDS!"

Mikey:"School LAW."

Mikey:"Ms. Schafter, I'm sure you've written things on the bathroom walls."

Mikey:"The School couldn't find no exact fault."

Courtney:"Baba O'Riley. R-E-I-L-I-E-Y"
Mary:"Close enough."

Rhinelander:"And Kiss...kicked her in the chest and stomach."

Mark:"Objection! Compound Question!"

Emily:"Pitting Hat."

Mary:"Liars don't go to heaven do they Mr. White?"

Mary:"State would like to make a motion for Birthday Spankings."

Rehn:"Objection! She's characterizing! - I Don't like that."

Ty:"It was Carson White in the hallway with the candlestick."

Nichole:"I know him from the heating arguments."

George:"For the good of the team, show a little leg!"

Mark:"Objection! Inadvisable Character Evidence!....it's not admissible!"

Murray:"You don't like Pat Walters, Do you?"
Courtney:"No, I'm not a fan."

Other Lawyer:"Pot Walters."

Mikey:"Numerous grafitti."

Lawyer:"You said they were medieval?"
Courtney:"Well, they do resemble those during the time period."

Courtney:"I just took the bulls by the horn."

George:"Thank you Fag Zellegar...I mean Fay Zellegar!"

Alicia:"You believe that homosexuality is gay?"

Mary:"Wat Palters."

Mikey:"Woundage."

Mary:"At least I shaved my armpits last night!"

Ty:"Mr. Walters, what did you think of the Joy Luck Club?"
Pat: "Loved it!!!"

Ty:Rehnstrand at McDonalds: "This man out here wants something called an "Egg McMuffin"...what is that? I've never heard of such a thing!"

Ty:"I can just see Mr. Rehnstrand.... "Oh My! I've been burgeled!""

George:"Fracus."

Rachel:"Principal Zellegar gave me an accident report to fill out."

Dane:"I seem to have a problem with saliva."

Courtney:"Carson would try to push his views on me like a door to door salesman."

Other Lawyer:"I would like to qualify the witness as a professional psychic."

Other Carson:"You believe the officer....Bugchester."

Alicia:"I don't know Carson as well I I would my mother!"

Rehn:"It's not Bugg! It's Bungles!"

Smith:"You know....the thing is, every week you should get better."

Mike:"Homoseisual"

Ty:"Mr White, if you'll be my bodyguard, I will be your long lost pal."

Mary:"Liars don't go to heaven, do they Mr. White?"

Courtney:"Carton White."

Rehn:"Whooping cough is not a problem for people age 8 through 90."
Mary:"Well then you're in trouble Mr. Rehnstrand!"
Rehn:"Don't be whooping around me!"

Ty:"This is where the hate crime happened!"

Rehn:"Objection! Vague!"
Laura:"What? What do you find vague about it?"
Rehn:"...You don't get to question me!"

Sarah:"I hate Mrs. Smith's class the most....!"
Mary:"What! Shhhh! What Are you saying?"
Sarah:"Oh Crap! I didn't know he was in the room!"

Ty:"We'll have to do a total facial reconstruction!"
Rehn:"The question is, to who?"

Mary:"Laura - She's a cobra!"

Rehn:"I've not been in a courtroom before - it's kinda awesome."

Ty:"Hey, New Orleans! Maybe Mr. Rehnstrand can get us some beads!" Rehn:"...Oh, I thought you said I would get some speed!"

Smith:"They may appear a little nasty."

Smith:"Most of my comments were written down on a paper towel."

Ty:"Laura's mildly schizophrenic, your honor."

Ty:"Judge McCoy will testify..."

Mikey:"We believe that this is a cummulative."

Ty:"You're not infarted."

Ty:"How do you know the defeaced?"

Chris:"I didn't know how we were going to use Wesson Smith."
Rehn:"Well, as a witness of course!"

Mary:"Uh...Riff is a GIRL, remember?"
Rehn:"Mary, we expect you to make the ultimate sacrifice for mock trial. Get St. Lukes on the phone!"

Judge:"That was nasty, nasty."

Other Sleazak:"Oh! Great old abraham."

Ty:"He's the Prinston Sean Lawton."

Other Lawyer:"Pacifically stated...."

Alicia:"You state that adolescents are not adults?"

Mikey:"She will tell us alcohol was president."

Mikey:"May I please the court."

Ty:"Objection, Hearsay."
Other Lawyer:"Your honor, I'm trying to make a point."

Judge:"What was that question your honor...err...council?"

Other Sleazak:"I do not let my opinion be affected by my opinion."

Other Lawyer:"So....there ya go."

Other Lawyer:"OBjection your honor!"

Ty:"Chrid Reger...The evil twin of Chris Reger!"

Rehn:"And make sure to use the legal term hogwash."

Rehn:"What are those things you skate on......skateboards?"

George:"You're not supposed to stick your tung out at the witness."

Mary:"I like long walks on the beach, handguns, and I'm a truck driver on the weekends."

Ty:"Mary, would you be willing to shave your head to play Billy McCoy?"

Ken:"Raise the microphone so you don't look like a dork."

Ken:"Raise your right hand."
Kate:"This is my right hand."

Chris:"Why is that your opinion?"
Slezak:"Because I want it to be."

Ken:"So you felt so strongly against Sean's parents that you sued to have the carpets cleaned?"

George:"...so let's say there's a robbery at 712 banks..."
Rehn:"There is!? (Flies out the door)"

Mary:"...There's no pudding, and I left my bikini at home."

Mark:"Objection! Sarcasm!"

Sean:"Lee was Awe....stounded."

Lawyer:"You gave beer to Lee, correct?"
Sean:"But I also gave it to Riff!"
Lawyer:"And Lee was underage?"
Sean:"Yeah, but so was Riff!"
Rehn:"Well! That changes everything!"

Sean:"I didn't say anything! I just pulled the trigger!"

Rehn:"We're gonna burn your dog."

Ty:(on state) "STEAM ROOM!!!"

George: "Remember, on openings, when you're introduced, nod at the judge. Kelly: Laura, you wink. (laughter) George: No, Chris is better at that."

Ty: (to Laura) "Oh, stop fluttering your evil eyes at me!"

Chris: "I'm objecting against myself."

Ty: "The best natural laxative....is a courtroom."

Rehnstrand: "No hacky sacky in the courtroom!"

Mikey: "41%"

Rehnstrand: "Why in the world would they have a crazy rule like that?"

Mikey: "Have you shown your results to anyone?" Mike: "Yes." Mikey: "Who?" Mike: "My Wife."

Mitch from other team: (to judge) "I don't think that's in my affidavit. Judge: Well Maybe your lawyer should make an objection! Lawyer from other team: ........................................Objection!"

Anders: (to Rehnstrand, after making an objection to the Mable direct) "Bastard!"

Judge: (to Ty) "Technically, you're right...and I completely understand your objection....but I'm going to overrule it."

Anders: (As Mitch) "...A flock of cows..."

Ben: (as Fordferd) "...the national hospital at (click) (click) (pop) (click), Tanzania."

Other team lawyer: "What does swim at your own risk mean to you? Baldwin from other team: "Oh, I don't know. Maybe there's no lifeguard, or maybe an undertow, but it dosen't mean cryptosporidium!"

Anders: (as Mable) "Well, his health slowly went down the creek."

Other Team Lawyer: (we were on defence) "We call J. Mitch to the stand. Ty: Excuse me, your honor, isn't that our witness?"

Anders: (as Mable) "My son closed my eyes.....and then.....he....he died."

Anders: (as Mitch) "....feducially, this is not probable for my farm."

Ty: "Organic Sheep."

Rehnstrand "Unkle Ken will give you the same speech. Mary: So if Ken is our unkle..........Great Grandpa Rehnstrand!"

Other Team Lawyer: "This is as probable as Aliens entering the courthouse. True, I can't tell you that in five seconds they wont, but........If I go hunting, and I don't find any deer, should I conclude there are no deer?"

Other Team Winchester: "...Cows Frolicking in the woods..."

Anders, Ben, Mary: "NADS!"

Mary: "But Mr. Rehnstrand, if you don't come with us to madison...who's going to let the dogs out?"

Other Team Lawyer: "I LOVE YOU CHUTTY!"

Other Winchester: "You go to the chriopractor, and they crack your neck...and I feels good, but if an unprofessional does it....(OBJECTION!)"