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Tonight! On News 6...
There was a student brutially attacked at .....
This school today. So, Miss, How do you feel about this terrible attack?
"It....It was terrible...so...terrible....."
Many Students were stunned to hear the news.....
In Geometry...
In Science.....
Even at lunch.
Some are so struck by this news that they are overcome with emotion.
"It's a tragedy this had to happen," Said Mr. Olson.
But, Most students just dont care.
Cozgrove suffered face lacerations and a broken nose. He is currently residing in the Happy-Sunny-Time Sanitarium.
This is the only picture we have of his attacker. If anyone knows this man, please report him to the local athorities.
Next, GIANT SQUIRRELS! Are they real? Tune in to........
Story 2
One day, Megan was on the local skating rink. It was very snowy.
Tyler came up to her and said, "Get off my side of the rink or I'll Pop you one!"
"No! Please don't hurt me!" .......WHAM!! Tyler whacked her one.
She lay there.....
And lay there (MONEY SHOT!!!!)
And lay there. Then Tyler turned away... Just then Megan woke up!
"AHHHH!!!!!!!" Tyler Yelled!!! ........WHACK!
And Megan went home for some hot chocolate. THE END!!!